this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2023
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[–] adj16@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

Man I really hate when street snakes try to jump up my butt because my shorts are too bootylicious

[–] raspberry_confetti@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago

Whip that muthafuckin thang out

[–] Secret300@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Not a problem

[–] PaperEater@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank god the only thing I need to worry about is the earthworm

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago

Earthworms are an important part of the ecosystem.

[–] SpunkyMcGoo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] fazey_o0o@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

~~Problem~~ Opportunity

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[–] violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, trying to see the issue here. Like Peaches said "girls wanna be her, boys wanna be her" 😳

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

I know a guy who had this problem she had to give the gym teachers a note so she could avoid wearing shorts, not sure what they did with all the extra meat after the switch

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Wish I could just cut it off alongside the other stuff. No horni, no problems

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

My problem is hair my hair :(