Cross-post da: https://lemmy.world/post/8906602
Author is MonkeyUser, but is cut off because the world is brimming with assholes.
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2023
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I cross posted it light-heartedly assuming the original poster had not infringed any intellectual property. Thanks for the emendation, content should not be stolen online.
I meant nothing negative toward you unless you cut it off. Thank you for adding a new word to my lexicon.
No, I just cross posted it. Now the original post on blahaj has been edited but this one retained the old image. So I uploaded a new one here with the source.
Thank you 😁
I think the authors should consider watermarking their stuff, particularly if it isn't something recognizable like Strange Planet
I guess the hole left side is a feature, requested by the CEO?
Definitely, gotta go fast
More like short-term goals over everything else.
Go fast, Break things. Wait... No! Not like that!
it's flying (for now), okay? quit complaining~
sustainability is a future me problem.
OR, and hear me out. I will get a different job that pays more with a title bump, and you can hire someone else to fix it.
simply marvelous~! future me (not being there) would have approved.
99 user stories on the wall...
99 user stories...
Take a few down, end up the scrum
126 user stories on the wall...
Sums up my current project.
Funny enough, we have had this comic in our operations office at my former employer. This was years ago but sadly it is still relevant as of today.
Could also be a test team rule on a larger project with test team.
It's a feature.
this is basically the plot of the movie up!
Absolutely fucking me_irl
Whac-a-mole