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[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 30 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] quatschkopf34@feddit.de 48 points 1 year ago

For the prickling sensation.

[–] radix@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I hear it de-snap-ifies Ubuntu.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

For that 5 Gum sensation

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There's a Girl Scout right there!

And if that doesn't work for you, there's a Boy Scout selling popcorn!

Jeez, teenagers today.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

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Aren't most Girl Scouts like, tweens and younger?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My wife was a girl scout when we met and she was 16.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was she trying to sell you cookies door to door?

I'm getting concerned here, Squid.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Not that I remember. I just remember being in high school drama club with her.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Those are the Girl Scout version of The Cub Scouts. I know they have Daisy scouts when we had Tiger Cubs, but I don't know their advancement. Basically you're in 7th or 8th grade before you are a Boy/Girl Scout, and internally we only really considered Life Scouts (mostly juniors), and Eagle Scouts (mostly seniors) to be full Boy Scouts. I'm not sure if that extends to the GSA.

Apparently they don't have as many ranks as the BSA.

https://www.girlscoutsnyc.org/en/discover/girl-scouting-nyc/what-girl-scouts-do.html

We had a new rank each year, unless you didn't get enough merit badges to rank up once you were a tenderfoot.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I still hate that fucking overpriced popcorn. Took me years to figure out how to sell it.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I didn't. I sold The Scouts, and giving young boys stuff to do, so we weren't "finding out own forms of entertainment."

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 15 points 1 year ago

I prefer the Thicc Mint Cookies.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

This is the cookie. This is the cookie…changing. Do you see?

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Oh no oh no oh nonono