this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2023
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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago

Haven't seen him at the club again in 66 million years

[–] vegantomato@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

This is actually funny.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

This is beautiful and I hate it at the same time

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Joke as old as time, but it's the fact that it's on Lemmy that warms my heart 🥹.

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 15 points 1 year ago

To be fair it is being told by a dinosaur

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The Lemmy version is something about ubuntu vs arch.

[–] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I remember reading this joke in MacAddict but it was Mac instead of Linux

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I haven't heard that name in years. I miss that magazine.

[–] Maiznieks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Os/x window management amirite?

[–] Jungle@linux.community 2 points 1 year ago

Because it's a better OS

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Booo get newer jokes