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[–] gvsteve@lemm.ee 90 points 11 months ago (3 children)

If your kids keep asking for every thing they see at every store, and you’re tired of telling them no most of the time, take them to the library and say YES YES YES YOU CAN HAVE EVERYTHING YOU WANT!!!

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

my mom tried this on me when I was little, and then said no when I wanted to check out with ~10 books, I was so mad

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 10 points 11 months ago

This is the one area where my mom really did great. Every week she'd rent 3-5 new books from the sci-fi section, I literally read 6 floor to ceiling shelves of books between 4-9th grade. I literally read or discarded every commonly released sci-fi book up to that point... It might've ruined my eyes, but it opened my mind

(not like she was a bad mom, she had lots of love but terrible advice...)

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

I wish I could upvote this more than once.

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 2 points 11 months ago

And then they have a meltdown after deciding all they want is one random-ass potted plant.

[–] newtraditionalists@kbin.social 41 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I worked at a library in college. It was amazing. Truly one of my favorite jobs I've had. Libraries are legitimately one of the best things about modern society. Go support your local library folks!!

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If libraries were pitched as a new idea in this political climate, they would be called communist and the idea would never get off the ground.

[–] pillars_in_the_trees@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I imagine it would be prevented under piracy laws.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (4 children)

You can borrow films at libraries?!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You absolutely can, yes. Some even have streaming movies.

[–] snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yeah I get the kanopy streaming service through my local library. It's awesome.

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I don't know why more people don't know about these. For anyone reading, look up the apps Kanopy, Libby and Hoopla.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Streaming movies are not even close to things libraries can offer. My wife is working on opening a new branch in another part of town where there are a lot of poor and homeless people. There will be a room with a sign-up sheet. One person at a time and a lockable door from the inside. It will contain a shower, a washer and a dryer. Anyone can sign up for free.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

My wife listens to audiobooks almost every day and she gets all of them through the library. She hasn't paid for an audiobook in years.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

At my local library, you can borrow wii games!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

The teen room at my wife's library has a PS4 and an XBox (not sure which one) for teens to play as long as they want. The TV it's on is huge. The game library isn't massive, but it's respectable.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Films, console games, power tools, board games, recreation rooms, 3D printer, sowing machines, ebooks, audio books...

[–] ares35@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

with a 'no late-fees' policy, truly is '100% off' (...your first 'purchase' only, probably)

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My wife's library only charges a fee if you never bring it back. No late fees.

[–] bev@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

45 days after the item is considered lost- checkout is 3 weeks, then several overdue notices. Essentially about 3 months. But you can also always renew aside from a few things.

[–] revelrous@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago

In many places an overdue will automatically become lost after ~2 weeks - ~3 months. Then you'd be charged the cost of the item and sometimes a processing fee to cover the costs of preparing a replacement book. If you have a lost book, still bring it in, I would happily waive fees up until the point the replacement order was placed. Libraries generally just want the books back.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'd be worried that people would not return books and then point to this when they get late fees.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's worked out fine so far.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

Good for you!

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I was also 100% off for the Wolf of Wall Street.

Just saying.

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

There she is

[–] LukeMedia@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Best scene for sure

[–] FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Fourth Wing

Goddamn it now I remember about that shitty Pern+Hunger Games knockoff.

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Everything is a remix. No one wishes that the person who was judgmental of what others like or create was would just speak up more often.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9RYuvPCQUA

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Like it or not, it was a top national fiction bestseller.

I mean I think the Hunger Games books were shitty too. At least the bits and pieces I caught from my wife listening to the audiobooks.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I heard all the hype, so I read it. I now don't understand the hype. It has three main elements:

Dragons

Magic School

Romance/light erotica

It doesn't do any of those things particularly well. There's nothing interesting or particularly original about the dragons or magic school stories. The plot is full of ham-fisted exposition (the protagonist "reciting facts about the world to deal with stress"? Really?) and the characters are two dimensional and boring as well. The romance is super cringe:

spoilerthe unpopular girl falls for the school's "bad boy". In a 'shocking twist', he falls for her too. The romance is completely shallow and goes from "I'm attracted to you but we can't be together" to "we're soul bonded and will be together forever" in the span of a few in-story days. Literally one short chapter. Again, super cringe and hardly believable, even considering these students are supposed to be late teens to early twenties yet actually act like 15 year olds. Yes, the least believable part in a book about magical, flying reptiles is the shitty romance.

Plus this really short video nails the entire book and not in a flattering way. It may not be the worst book I've ever read, but it's amongst the top ten.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Careful... Publishers can be real cranky when libraries out maneuver them.

[–] rah@feddit.uk 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)