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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Luckily, I'm not a woman; where my dicks at? Don't let girls get all the attention now!

[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"That's my secret, Cap. I'm always horny."

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Johanno@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you get pms with dick pics? Just out of curiosity. On reddit I wouldn't need to ask.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nope - I'm conflicted on if this is good or not, but alas, 0 messages.

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

I guess that's good. People here have manner

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

say goodbye to this guy's DMs

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Inbox: empty

Wolf: unfulfilled

I guess this community is just too wholesome (and not holesome) :p

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does this mean that I'm getting left behind if I'm not including a dick pic with a message to any given woman?

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

You're dragging our average down, bro! C'mon!

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

something something boring dystopia

[–] darkmatterstyx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Lucky women

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Men can really be terrible..