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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by jackpot@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

no you cant tell anyone youre going to die, you have 24 hours starting now

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[-] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I would immediately buy everybody everything on credit, then die.

[-] jackpot@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Gellis12@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

Your debts cannot be transferred to your next of kin when you die, but they will need to be paid out from your estate before it's disbursed to your family

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago

Ah, my estate. Yes, of course. My estate will certainly pay. 10 of your jumbo credit cards please.

[-] Gellis12@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Your estate refers to everything you own. If you own a car, it'll be sold to cover your debts when you die. Same with your house, all of the food in it, your computer with all of your porn tabs still open, and even your signed vhs collection of rare midget scat porn from the 1990s. It all gets sold off to settle your debts when you die, before it can be distributed to your next of kin.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm not optimistic they'll get much, but you raise a good point. Just the first editions of Bad, Bad Leroy Brown and Shitizen Cane are worth their weight in liquid gold to the right investor.

[-] jackpot@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

wdym 'estate', is this an infinite money glitch or not

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