ID: the text "tfw you realise trump respects turkeys more than women" above a photo of trump about to pardon a turkey that's in front of him, asking "am I allowed to touch it?"

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[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 81 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

maybe getting attacked by a bald eagle needs to happen more often

[–] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

I imagine a bird of prey could relatively easily be trained to go for his hair (E: though I don't actually know shit about it lol). Any falconers out there up for the task?

[–] spider@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No need for training; the bird should be able to instantly recognize roadkill.

[–] ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That's exactly why I assumed it'd be easy to get the bird to target him specifically lol

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