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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (10 children)

Plot twist: they just got fired from the Taco Bell next door.

[–] Akrenion@slrpnk.net 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Probably got fired from Wendy's.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

“Had I known ball gargling was frowned upon around here…” 🤷

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Then realize you're in Amsterdam where gargling balls is actually a lucrative career.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 7 points 5 days ago (3 children)

After reading your comment, I spent 10 minutes trying to find the right phrases to get the average salary of a sex worker in Amsterdam in comparison to a Wendy's Worker in America.

What am I doing with my life?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like you're a curious and possibly decent researcher!

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If they're curious about 2 things at once, can we call it bi-curious?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Since Wednesday I'm rifle-curious and ammo-curious so I must be getting by-curious.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

...and the results of your research are?

C'mon, man, don't hold out on us!

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 days ago

I discovered nothing except self reflection

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago

My work here is done :)

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