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Evangelical leaders celebrate Trump’s victory as a prophecy fulfilled (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

Indeed, a prophecy fulfilled--Maelstrom. An soon-to-be hypercane, and extinction event. It will eliminate most, if not all life on Earth, due to climate change inaction. Or, abortions. It depends on whether you're a failed one or not.

My congratulations, America. Bask in your victory, oblivious to the true damnation you have caused. May humanity peacefully protest against the now-inevitable cataclysm you have brought upon yourselves.

Wretches.