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#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
That was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.
The same holds true for Martin Sheen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhTFDBj-rw
When the president stands, nobody sits
Later that morning, Puke noticed that Allin still lay motionless in the same place where he had left him and posed for Polaroids with the corpse before calling for an ambulance.
Jesus Christ!
Credit: https://www.deviantart.com/xianjaguar/art/Cougar-Worshipping-7957664
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)
dir: Andrew Adamson
Maybe the fifth one is Jesus?
Plot twist: the guy in the middle is jesus.
This reminds me of a joke:
Why didn't Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
Not only does Jesus play basketball, he's a super dick about it: