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[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 161 points 1 week ago

Working in IT.

Tell the truth.

We will get lied to straight to our face and when proven they are lying they double down and get annoyed.

We don't care that you spilt coffee on your keyboard, we just need to know it happened so we can get you a new one.

[-] dphile@lemm.ee 71 points 1 week ago

I think medical doctors have this same problem with lying and embarrassed patients.

[-] dRLY@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 days ago

"Everyone lies" - House, MD

[-] Nomad@infosec.pub 2 points 5 days ago

House:"everybody lies"

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago

Honestly, I was naked after the shower and just fell on it!

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 14 points 1 week ago

"Million to one shot, doc!"

[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Ah the ol “toilet plunger lodged 1.3m in the rectum” caper.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

Happens every time.

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