Get rid of plastic straws! Save the environment!

Excuse me while me and my 27 friends l take separate jets to Europe for the weekend.

The banks are too big to fail! Gotta go e them money because they ran outta money because they were bad with money. Also, that overdraft fee that was actually a clerical error that was hard coded into our platform will cost you $250 because it's the 5th one this year.

something something trans people, cat food school, bathrooms, pedophilia. Idk some more buzzwords. Just don't look at me and my 27 friends while we all fly out separate jets back home before doing it all again.

And if you do look... ooga booga the gays!

Yeah, I hate this timeline.

Edit: fun fact! Clinton, Bush Jr, Trump, and Biden were all in high school at the same time.