So help me, I worked as a lifeguard this summer and my manager comes in one day and asks me how I would perform cpr on a giraffe and showed me this image.

It was posted on the wall of our break room. Nobody could provide a solid answer.

[–] Umbrias@beehaw.org 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chest compressions >> new air

Get a second person to help on breathing

Get a third to make trading roles easier.

[–] navi@lemmy.tespia.org 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine it waking up and it slithering that tongue down into your stomach.

[–] draconik@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No thanks, I'm good

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 7 points 1 year ago

I double dare you