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[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 62 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Any bird who lives primarily in the water is dumb as shit. They have unlimited protection above and around them, so they have zero adaptive pressure to put anything into their intelligence. Land birds have a lot to worry about so their brains are approaching human levels of intellect.

[-] PrincessZelda@lemmy.world 51 points 11 months ago

If the land birds get any smarter they're going to have to start worrying about a whole lot more. Like taxes, or rent.

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 31 points 11 months ago

I mean some birds have been shown exchanging money for goods and services, so it's not that far off.

[-] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 24 points 11 months ago

Oh god no, someone needs to warn the birds about capitalism.

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 17 points 11 months ago

Birds are very good at stealing things, so I think it's too late for that

[-] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago

Stealing requires the belief that other people can own things. They are simply taking what is rightfully theirs. Birds are billionaires.

[-] Random_German_Name@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Our Crops, comrade

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